Wait, why are we talking about luxury?

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
05/06/2016 at 16:37 • Filed to: None

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I mean, yeah, my car is luxurious. There’s enough room for Shaq to stretch out back there. And Shaq would totally want to stretch out back there because those are heated, cooled, and massaging seats. Also, four-zone climate control. And foot rests. And soft, buttery leather. And plush Wilton wool carpets.

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Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > Jagvar
05/06/2016 at 16:41

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And Shaq would totally want to stretch out back there because those are heated, cooled, and massaging seats. Also, four-zone climate control. And foot rests. And soft, buttery leather. And plush Wilton wool carpets Mr. Regular’s butt has been back there.

FTFY lol


Kinja'd!!! Shankems > Jagvar
05/06/2016 at 16:41

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Gave thumbs up to Phaeton driver, they did not understand :-(.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Noah - Now with more boost.
05/06/2016 at 16:42

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Mr. Regular’s butt has been all over that car.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Shankems
05/06/2016 at 16:43

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I tooted my horn at another Phaeton driver once on the George Washington Parkway, and he flipped me the bird.


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > Jagvar
05/06/2016 at 16:46

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*swoons*


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Jagvar
05/06/2016 at 16:51

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Noiceeeee


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Jagvar
05/06/2016 at 17:54

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I have an utterly irrational love affair with this thing. Especially in this color combination. As soon as I can afford the maintenance I’ll get one.